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JEEPS! GB'M.

03.21.11 @ 9:10  from  NH
Charlie Sheen. GB'M.

03.21.11 @ 8:47
Drank Pabst Blue Ribbon listening to country music while changing the oil in my car. GB'M.

03.21.11 @ 8:46  from  NH
yesterday I drove 100 feet to the Wal-Mart next door, rather than walking. GB'M.

03.21.11 @ 6:38  from  MA
Mike Tyson pigeon racing? It's a real show. GB'M.

03.21.11 @ 5:37  from  MA
Five Dunkin' Donuts in a 1/2 mile stretch of road. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 21:52  from  NH
My neighbor just told me about the time he accidentally lit his testicles on fire. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 21:46  from  VT
Justin Beaver. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 21:19  from  ID
Double cheeseburger, large fries, chocolate frosty and a diet coke. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 20:38
Arriving from the DR, I got more excited about the Subway in the airport rather than being able to drink the tap water. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 20:24  from  FL
the dollar menu. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 20:03
Tasted better Mexican food in Texas than exists in Mexico. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 19:40  from  TX
Bob Dylan cover of Rebecca Black. People think its about Rosa Parks. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 18:35
About 120 people in line for free margaritas. Forty-five degrees outside. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 17:07  from  NY
Heart attack grill. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 17:06  from  MN
Just saw a fat woman get out of her wheel chair so she could reach the beer on the top shelf. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 17:02  from  OH
Last day in Austin ~ Drinking champagne in the pool wearing only an American flag. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 17:00  from  TX
Front row parking at the buffet. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 14:13  from  NJ
AT&T is buying T-Mobile. Sprint becomes the K-mart in a Wal-Mart/Target country. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 12:38  from  MA
Yahoo's top news stories: Tsunami in Japan, War in Libya, Obama's solid NCAA Bracket Picks... GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 11:22  from  NH
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