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Dude-- when you're gettin' drunk every day, you have to drink A LOT. GB'M.

04.01.11 @ 19:30  from  NH
If I eat 5 lbs of pulled pork, 2 lbs of fries, and a side of slaw in under 20 minutes at Big Fatty's, my meal is free. GB'M.

04.01.11 @ 12:28  from  NH
Saw Henry Winkler in the mall on my way to lunch today. GB'M.

04.01.11 @ 11:52  from  MA
The Dallas Cowboys. Nuff said. GB'M.

04.01.11 @ 0:49
I just got a new girlfriend. All of her friends say we're super cute together. They've never met me. GB'M.

04.01.11 @ 0:48  from  OH
U.S. ranked #1 in spreading spam. Still on top. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:50  from  CA
Justin Bieber wants his next film to be R-rated, they grow up so fast. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:41  from  NJ
Betty White is getting her own prank show? This is an April fools joke right?  GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:39  from  CT
In a recent study of students from 8 countries, US students ranked last in Math, but FIRST in confidence in their answers.  GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:35  from  MA
Taking care of business. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:31  from  CO
In Texas, it is illegal to own 6 or more dildos...under the assumption there is intent to wholesale. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:22  from  TX
Why do our drive-up ATMs have Braille? GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 16:08  from  GA
Opening DAY! FUCK YEAH!  GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 10:13  from  NY
Sitting in the restroom, there's a sticker for this website next to me. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 9:43  from  MA
Baseball in March. GB'M.

03.31.11 @ 9:14  from  NH
Rumors of Bill Clinton appearing in the next "Hangover" movie. GB'M.

03.30.11 @ 19:45  from  NC
http://wheretoeat.in/calendar/63/16-2011-Boston-Bacon-and-Beer-Festival/ GB'M.

03.30.11 @ 13:56  from  MA
Grizzly Wintergreen. GB'M.

03.30.11 @ 13:43
http://bit.ly/aEpr9X Everything great about 'Merica, in one catchy tune.  GB'M.

03.29.11 @ 17:45
I ate 7 burgers in 35 minutes. GB'M.

03.28.11 @ 17:58
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