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The University of Phoenix.  GB'M.

04.10.11 @ 16:40  from  AR
Tiger Woods' caddy makes $1 MILLION a year. GB'M.

04.10.11 @ 16:12  from  GA
Saw a fat lady eating bacon flavored chocolate at City hall while she talked about her gastric bypass surgery next week.  GB'M.

04.08.11 @ 21:55  from  RI
Willie Nelson. Nuff Said. GB'M.

04.08.11 @ 11:54
Skipping class to watch the Masters. GB'M.

04.07.11 @ 14:20
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/2/7/47027.jpg?v=1 Roosevelt riding a Moose in a lake. GB'M.

04.06.11 @ 21:29
Went to a Mexican restaurant with my Cambodian girlfriend. Ordered 2 87 oz. steaks and a oil drum of Jack in fluent 'Merican. GB'M.

04.06.11 @ 13:31  from  IA
Charlie Sheen will be filing for trademarks on his many catch phrases. GB'M.

04.06.11 @ 10:34
7 April...78 years ago the effective date of Cullen-Harrison Act:unofficial end of Prohibition. 3.2 beer and light wines are legal! Yea! GB'M.

04.05.11 @ 18:19
Miley Cyrus just rejoined Twitter to follow Charlie Sheen. It was headline news on CNN. GB'M.

04.05.11 @ 4:46  from  MD
Just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Literally fight. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:19  from  FL
NASA picnic. Meeting astronauts and drinking free beer and eating free chili. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:15  from  DC
Beermosas and baseball. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:12  from  PA
Mini egg rolls for breakfast. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:07  from  MA
BEER act to cut taxes for small breweries gets bipartisan support in the Senate. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:04  from  DC
119th anniversary of the ice cream sundae. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 14:02  from  SC
Redneck Tenors sing God Bless America at the Texas Rangers game. GB'M.

04.03.11 @ 13:59  from  TX
Smoked a piece yesterday next to the police station. GB'M.

04.02.11 @ 14:02  from  PA
Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" tour starts tonight! First stop: Detroit.  GB'M.

04.02.11 @ 11:49  from  MI
http://www.hulu.com/watch/229352/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-stephen-colbert-sings-friday-with-the-roots GB'M.

04.02.11 @ 11:18  from  MD
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