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There are 73 people on the internet following the adventures of my penis. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 14:40  from  CA
Over the weekend Dog The Bounty Hunter bailed Nicholas Cage out of jail. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 14:36  from  ME
I want 2 be Mel Kiper when I grow up. Never coached NFL. Never played NFL but he's an "expert" making a lot of $$$. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 14:32  from  SC
Chilling in the front row of class with a foot long corndog and a turkey leg. GB'M.

04.17.11 @ 11:45  from  MD
Hugh freaking Hefner. GB'M.

04.17.11 @ 4:45  from  OH
I was in my living room and wanted to order food. I looked over and realized that the menu was hanging on my fridge. I Googled it instead. GB'M.

04.15.11 @ 16:27
We take pride in drinking top shelf whiskey and bottom of the line beer. GB'M.

04.15.11 @ 7:55  from  NY
Threesomes. GB'M.

04.14.11 @ 12:17  from  IN
the frat castle just got a new TV. GB'M.

04.14.11 @ 11:00  from  MD
It amazes Me how much time I spend filling out job applications and how little time I spend actually working. GB'M.

04.14.11 @ 10:34  from  ME
$3.97 a gallon. GB'M.

04.14.11 @ 10:34  from  TN
a 40 of colt and a fried chicken samwich. GB'M.

04.13.11 @ 23:51  from  MA
An Inconvenient Truth: Abe Lincoln invented blumpkins. GB'M.

04.13.11 @ 23:11  from  MA
I'm glad i get ten dollars back in taxes from the state of idaho. Now i can finally super size it at mcdonals. GB'M.

04.13.11 @ 20:10  from  TX
It took 7 cops in 4 squad cars to arrest 1 guy on a fixie bike. I love LA. GB'M.

04.13.11 @ 16:49  from  CA
http://reasonsiloveamerica.com/ GB'M.

04.13.11 @ 14:25  from  AR
4 guys. all shirtless. 3 overwight. 96 budweisers between them. GB'M.

04.12.11 @ 21:35  from  IA
Drinking King Cobra and OJ at school during the national anthem. GB'M.

04.11.11 @ 5:29  from  NH
The advertisements on this very page are for saving 90% on food and cutting down belly fat.  GB'M.

04.10.11 @ 16:50
In Alabama, putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death! GB'M.

04.10.11 @ 16:41  from  VT
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