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Team America winning in Beerfest. GB'M.

05.01.11 @ 15:55  from  DE
Eating leftover bacon pizza in my underwear, watching a special on bacon on the travel channel. GB'M.

05.01.11 @ 13:05  from  MA
The Donald should focus on the issues that matter.Like,did we fake the moon landing?And where are Biggie and Tupac? GB'M.

05.01.11 @ 12:51  from  NY
BASEketball and The Wizard are on Netflix Instant. GB'M.

05.01.11 @ 12:47  from  NC
Just got my first trenta-sized drink from starbucks. GB'M.

05.01.11 @ 12:45  from  TX
3 course meal from 7/11 at 2am. GB'M.

04.26.11 @ 11:27
Tim Thomas. GB'M.

04.25.11 @ 15:01  from  MA
Badass Amish kids. http://sacratomatovillepost.com/2010/07/21/amish-teen-lead-cops-on-high-speed-chase/ GB'M.

04.23.11 @ 8:55
There is a Mall food court right across the street from the Diabetes Research Center. GB'M.

04.22.11 @ 6:51  from  MA
Taking an hour and a half for lunch so we can show the co-worker you transferred from Europe what America's like. GB'M.

04.21.11 @ 16:49  from  RI
Portal Two. GB'M.

04.20.11 @ 13:56  from  MA
Braille lettering at drive-thrus! GB'M.

04.19.11 @ 23:13
Bras that open in the front. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 16:54  from  CT
In every movie that Vin Diesel is in, he takes a car off a jump. Also his name is Vin Diesel.  GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 16:47  from  CT
I was stopped at an intersection and there was a McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and KFC on each corner. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 16:10  from  MD
In America you get what you pay for... And I bought a $7 bottle of scotch and passed out on my bathroom floor. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 15:30  from  MA
You're seriously telling me that "The Fast and Furious" franchise has made enough money that they can make 5 of them? GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 15:24  from  SD
This woman on Extreme Couponing has 1.5 years worth of diapers and doesn't even have a baby. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 15:18  from  WA
there was a $12 million reward for apprehending tommy chong because he lent his name to a bong company. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 14:49  from  CO
Making bacon on my bed. GB'M.

04.18.11 @ 14:42  from  NC
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