God Bless 'Merica
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Rebecca Black's 'Friday' is a modern classic. It perfectly captures the nature of our times, the voice of all mankind. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 8:40  from  AL
just whistled "god bless america" as a tsa agent groped me. and it isn't even noon yet! banner day. GB'M.

03.20.11 @ 8:25  from  NY
MTV reality television. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 22:34  from  MA
Drive thru liquor stores. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 21:46  from  NJ
Shia LaBeouf (except Indiana Jones). GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 21:25  from  MA
64% of Americans have deep-fried a turkey or know someone who has. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 20:58  from  VA
Breakfast this morning: Baked Beans, eggs, toast, bacon, warm beer. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 20:51  from  RI
So the lead singer of Staind is now a solo country artist. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 20:43  from  MD
So infomercial, you're telling me i can sit in front of the tv with a special belt on and get 6-pack abs? GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 20:32  from  NY
IHOP is finally offering chicken and waffles. No longer will Roscoe's own the market. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 19:23  from  CA
Even the lifeguards at the Y are fat. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 19:11  from  MA
Watching Charlie Sheen in Men at Work... while I'm at work... winning. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 18:53  from  MA
Deep fried corn on the cob. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 18:30  from  DC
Donald Trump is going to be our next president. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 18:19  from  NH
wifi everywhere i go. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 18:04  from  MA
Takin a dump in a steakhouse while watching march madness on my phone. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 17:43  from  MD
Finally heading home to the land of free refills. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 17:37  from  CT
Only in America can you sell Oxy's out of an Ice cream truck and make a cool million! GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 17:31  from  MA
Goin muddin like good ol country boys. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 17:29  from  ME
At a strip club by a comedy club by a mcdonalds in Milwaukee. GB'M.

03.19.11 @ 16:26  from  WI
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